christ
is that ketchup
are u even trying here
what do you want them to actually stab someone for the sake of a tumblr post
go big or go home
(Source: floppycat, via soulbeaters)
I’M DYYYINGGGmy nephew went as dwight schrute from the office for halloween
(Source: cyberstateofmind, via tatertotz--and--jello)
Planning a wedding and having a 5 month old doesn’t give me time for Tumblr. Sorry ya’ll.
I still love you guys.
The child wakes up, expecting to see a familiar face of terror before him, but what he sees is a white emptiness, gently carrying him away from the burning house.
It wasn’t the face of a monster, unlike the one in his home; who leave its painful marks on his fragile body, who hurt his mom until she died of grief, and unable to help him… no it was pale white, eyeless but he find it comforting.
“Just like those dummies in the mall where mom used to take me to…” he thought.
He held tightly on his ghostly savior, and close his eyes to sleep in his arms, as he was taken far away from his burning home, from the monster, and into the forest.
#he comes for the children #he’ll fucking kill anyone who will abuse a child
Tumblr, turning a terrifying urban legend into a misunderstood saviour.
OH I LIKE THIS MUCH BETTER
so let me get this straight
if Slender Man is a good guy who goes after child abusers and child molesters
IN SLENDER YOU ARE THE MONSTER
HE IS THE HERO AND YOU ARE THE DEMON HE’S HUNTING DOWN TO SAVE A CHILD
A CHILD WHO PROBABLY FEARS HIM AND DREW THOSE NOTES THAT BLEW AWAY IN THE WIND AND GOT STUCK ON TREES AND YOU HUNT HIM DOWN LIKE THE SCUM YOU ARE AND SLENDY SAVES THE DAY
IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW
THAT’S WHY YOU CAN’T WIN
(Source: tohdaryl, via angermanagementmomma)
To this, I merely say; WORD!
(Source: loveismayhem, via faithsnotebook)
My boyfriend started dating me when I weighed over 200 pounds and wore a size 16… He has always thought I’ve been beautiful, but he was a large part of what motivated me to get my fitness in check. He is an AMAZING guy and deserved a gorgeous piece of arm candy.
Goes to that that when you love someone for WHO THEY ARE and not how they look in a bikini… you may just be their motivation to get in shape so you can show them off ;)
(via orgasmic-humor)
im going to construct a furby out of things in my house
(Source: teruteru666, via orgasmic-humor)
what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do
dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off
“People with vaginas”
what are those called again
I can’t remember
(Source: vvumblr, via orgasmic-humor)
